1. A golden retriever rebel without a cause. This canine has shed his good boy image.
2. Just when you think the argument is over … just one more thing.
3. When a customer wants to speak to the manager and the manager tells them the exact same thing you did? Classic.
4. So many dogs to pet, so little time.
5. Those gift cards with less than a dollar on them can add up.
6. On my way, just around the corner.
7. Thanks for tolerating me cake for everyone who knows me.
8. LOL I’m ready to hang out now.
9. That koala is me at every party where I only know one person.
10. Life can never be treating me that well. Suspicious…
11. Definitely me after a hard’s day work of crossing #1 off my todo list.
12. People at 25 aren’t what they used to be.
13. I never realized how much like a raccoon I am.
14. Every time I see a dog at a party.
15. When I text someone in the same room, I have this same grin waiting for them to see it lol.
16. When all 2 of my friends are busy.
17. Whenever I see a old acquaintance at the grocery store.
18. The world’s oldest cat at 31 sure looks the part.