Getting Older

I’m not getting older

I’m officially you look good for your age years old …

Forget nudes …

Remember when you didn’t need …

Can I order a replacement body please …

If we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars …

Not to brag, but I just went into another room and …

Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40 …

Does anyone else put something in a safe place …

Someday I’ll be a 90 year old woman …