Food and Drink

If it doesn’t involve alcohol or an orgasm …

Did you know if you combine wine and dinner …

Drinking at home is so much better than the bar because …

I’m a better person when …

Due to personal reasons …

Life is basically all the stuff you have to …

I got so drunk last night that I …

It’s been that kind of day …

I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands …