Food and Drink

I’m a better person when …

Due to personal reasons …

Life is basically all the stuff you have to …

I got so drunk last night that I …

It’s been that kind of day …

I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands …

You know you’re broke as hell when …

Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny …

Pro Tip : I eat tacos over a tortilla so …