Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

I rest easy at night knowing if I ever need a stick …

I’ve noticed a lot of you are not posting selfies anymore …

When this is all over, please continue to …

Behind every “Crazy Bitch” is …

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is …

Youre not necessarily the reason I drink coffee but …

I need to teach my facial expressions …

I am terribly sorry if you don’t like my harsh honesty …

I could kill you with kindness …