Existence

This is my existence

I have been hiding from exercise …

I have been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program ecard

I’m so tired …

Im so tired the bags under my eyes are bigger than my boobs ecard

I haven’t even gone to bed yet …

i havent even gone to bed yet and i already cant wait to get home from work tomorrow ecard

I blame my sweet tooth …

i blame my sweet tooth for not being able to lose weight but in reality its my drunk tooth ecard

My kids are always accusing me …

my kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because i don't really like any of them ecard

In desperate need of a full body massage…

In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas ecard

Due to unfortunate circumstances …

Due to unfortunate circumstances I am awake ecard

I dont need to be stupid rich …

I dont need to be stupid rich just change my oil when supposed to rich ecard

I hate housework …

I hate housework make the beds do the dishes and then six months later have to do it all over again ecard