Housework

I need a new maid because …

I am convinced that every time a sock goes missing …

Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry …

I don’t think there’s any real point in cleaning my house …

Men who say women belong in the kitchen …

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will …

I’m going to spend the whole day cleaning …

The best murder weapon would be …

Dusted once …