I dont need to be stupid rich …

Getting late for a man at the pub …

Best Irish Joke Ever – Two Irish Men Sitting At The Bar

A naked woman orders a beer at a bar …

I hate housework …

If you are happy and you know it …

I finally figured out my body type its hourglass with extra minutes

Revenge is beneath me but accidents happen

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment