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So if we lie to the government it’s a felony. But if they lie to us, it’s politics

Do I run? Yes. I run out of money

Her nagging is a sign …

I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I’m comfortable with that

Honey, you’ll have to drop that drama bomb …

I’ve reached the age where …

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What happens at Grandma’s never happened!

It took all my willpower but I finally quit dieting