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Sometimes I have to remind myself …

Sometimes I have to remind myself that the jail time isn't worth it ecard

I did a cartwheel the other day thinking …

I did a cartwheel the other day thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not ecard

I hate being tickled …

I hate being tickled. I don't think it's cute or funny. I will know you out, by accident, on purpose ecard

Instead of cleaning the house, I just watch an episode of Hoarders …

Instead of cleaning the house, I just watch an episode of Hoarders and think "Wow my house looks great!" ecard

Road Rage Problem

I realized that I might have a road rage problem when my kids started yelling 'Pick a lane asshole' in the grocery store ecard

I was going to call in sick today …

I was going to call in sick today until I realized I'm already at work ecard

Pajamas in Public

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest ecard

Paychecks weekends and unsatisfying men have a lot in common …

Paychecks, weekends and unsatisfying men have a lot in common. They're too short and don't last long enough ecard

I am so hungry I could eat my own cooking

I am so hungry I could eat my own cooking ecard

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