Housework

The best murder weapon would be …

the best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it ecard

Dusted once …

dusted once it came back not falling for that again ecard

I hate housework …

I hate housework make the beds do the dishes and then six months later have to do it all over again ecard

Instead of cleaning the house, I just watch an episode of Hoarders …

Instead of cleaning the house, I just watch an episode of Hoarders and think "Wow my house looks great!" ecard

I’d rather buy new tupperware then …

I'd rather buy new tupperware then bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be ecard

What kind of wine goes best …

What kind of wine goes best with laundry? ecard

Some call it OCD. I call it not being a slob

Some call it OCD. I call it not being a slob ecard

My kind of walk of shame is …

My kind of walk of shame is when I clean my room and I have to take all the cups and bowls to the sink ecard

Housework can’t kill you …

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