Alcohol

Spilling a full beer is the adult equivalent of …

Spilling a full beer is the adult equivalent of accidentally letting go of a balloon ecard

Nothing says ‘I mean business’ …

Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store ecard

This beer tastes a lot like …

This beer tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow ecard

Coffee, you’re on the bench …

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up ecard

Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day …

Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a damn ecard

Sometimes I drink water …

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

Let’s play …

Let's play 'How drunk can I get at a family party without them knowing' ecard

When I turn 80, I won’t need glasses …

When I turn 80, I won't need glasses ... I'll just drink from the bottle ecard

I’d quit drinking in a second …

I'd quit drinking in a second if I could find a more convenient way of getting all this beer into my body ecard

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