Existence

This is my existence

There is nothing more discouraging than …

There is nothing more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm ecard

Pretending to be …

Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting ecard

I don’t think I get enough credit …

I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated ecard

After watching copious amounts of crime dramas …

After watching copious amounts of crime dramas, I've come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and panty sets. Feeling much safer now ecard

Pajamas in Public

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest ecard

Paychecks weekends and unsatisfying men have a lot in common …

Paychecks, weekends and unsatisfying men have a lot in common. They're too short and don't last long enough ecard

Do I run? Yes. I run out of money

Do I run? Yes. I run out of money ecard

I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I’m comfortable with that

I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that ecard

I’ve reached the age where …

I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap ecard

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