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I’m not stubborn …

I'm not stubborn, I'm just always right ecard

Of course I have flaws!

Of course I have flaws! But my boobs usually distract people from them ecard

You’re never childless …

You're never childless, when you have a husband ecard

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee …

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I'm going to piss off today ... and I smile ecard

Never let your friends feel lonely …

Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time ecard

The divorce rate …

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing ecard

I have benefits …

I have benefits if anybody needs a friend ecard

Just once I would like to make it through …

Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without having a WTF moment ecard

I hate mosquitoes …

I hate mosquitoes ... I mean, I know I'm delicious, but damn ecard

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