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If someone tells you that you drink too much …

Listen ... If someone tells you that you drink too much, just stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life! ecard

I was supposed to have a nice body …

I was supposed to have a nice body for people to look at this summer but there is one small problem. I love food more than I love people ecard

Oh so you mad?

Oh so you mad? Put on a cape. Now you're SUPER MAD ecard

I’m pretty sure my prayers …

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder ecard

Look it says right there …

Look it says right there I don't have to fucking impress you ecard

Instead of a sign that says ‘Do not disturb’ …

Instead of a sign that says 'Do not disturb', I need one that says 'Already disturbed, proceed with caution'

Here’s to the end of another shitty day

Here's to the end of another shitty day ecard

Ever wish you could …

Ever wish you could slap the jerk out of someone? ecard

If you don’t like my opinion of you …

If you don't like my opinion of you ... Improve yourself ecard

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