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I’m grateful to the difficult people in my life …

I'm grateful to the difficult people in my life ... They show me exactly who I don't want to be

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds …

Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap ecard

As your best friend …

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar ecard

Life in a nutshell

I will rise …

I will rise, but I refuse to shine ecard

Single means never having to say you’re sorry

Single means never having to say you're sorry ecard

I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray …

I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Not it won't stop stripping and I have to call it Cinnamon ecard

Oh you ran 7 miles in the pouring rain?

You’re fat …

You're fat. Don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too ecard

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