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I see you’ve set aside this special time …

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public ecard

The trouble with life …

The trouble with life is that there is no background music ecard

Today I will kick ass and make dreams happen …

Today I will kick ass and make dreams happen ... but first, Vodka ecard

If you think you’re having a bad day …

It’s not grey hair …

It's not grey hair ... I'm just growing tinsel ecard

I’m just one stomach flu away …

I'm just one stomach flu away from reaching my weight goal ecard

If at first you don’t succeed …

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried ecard

I can tell by your laugh …

I can tell by your laugh, we won't get along ecard

Honey, you will learn that life is too short …

Honey, you will learn that life is too short to drink cheap beer and dance with ugly men ecard

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