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I’m sarcastic …

I'm sarcastic. What's your superpower? ecard

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight …

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again ecard

I don’t understand how people have to ‘get ready for bed’ …

I don't understand how people have to 'get ready for bed' ... I'm always ready for bed ecard

I don’t have the energy …

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today ecard

Dear sleep, I’m sorry I hated you when I was a young kid …

Dear sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was a young kid. Right now, I love you very much and cherish every moment with you ecard

Dear inventor of tampons …

Dear inventor of tampons. How awkward was it to explain your invention to everyone?

Coffee: A magical substance …

Coffee: A magical substance that turns 'leave me alone' into 'good morning' ecard

My boss told me to have a good day …

My boss told me to have a good day ... so I went home ecard

Always love a woman for her personality …

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10 so you can choose ecard

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