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Sometimes I’m amazed at just how much you cant eat …

Sometimes I'm amazed at just how much you cant eat. Like, where does it all go? And how are you not full? And why the hell can't I do that?

I’ll just keep calm …

I'll just keep calm and let karma finish things up for me ecard

Sorry for the mean …

Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you ecard

If I suddenly smile …

If I suddenly smile ... RUN ecard

Today’s generation will never get to know the satisfaction of …

Today's generation will never get to know the satisfaction of slamming down the phone during an angry hangup ecard

There are two types of people in the world …

There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm 2. Idiots ecard

Sometimes the best revenge …

Sometimes the best revenge is to ignore the and be super happy instead ecard

If you see me talking to myself …

If you see me talking to myself, don't be alarmed. I'm getting expert advice ecard

Have you ever heard someone tell a story …

Have you ever heard someone tell a story and all you can think is ... LIE LIE LIE LIE! ecard

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