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I hate housework …

I hate housework make the beds do the dishes and then six months later have to do it all over again ecard

I finally figured out my body type its hourglass with extra minutes

I finally figured out my body type its hourglass with extra minutes ecard

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment ecard

If my mouth …

If my mouth doesn't say it my face definitely will ecard

I don’t regret burning my bridges …

I don't regret burning my bridges I do regret that certain people weren't on those bridges ecard

Yikes one of the voices in my head has a potty mouth

Yikes one of the voices in my head has a potty mouth ecard

My alone time …

My alone time is for everyone's safety ecard

Next time someone asks you how much you weigh …

Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them one hundred and sexy ecard

Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with

Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they're dealing with ecard

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