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My special talent?

My special talent? An unending series of sarcastic remarks ecard

To be perfectly frank, your child makes me …

To be perfectly frank, your child makes me want to OD on birth control ecard

I can’t wait to get home and …

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner ecard

My scale is trying to make me feel fat again …

My scale is trying to make me feel fat again. That jealous, lying whore ecard

I am not responsible for …

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk ecard

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty ecard

I look both ways before crossing a one way street …

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That's how little faith I have left in humanity ecard

But I don’t want to get up …

But I don't want to get up and be an adult today ecard

You my friend …

You my friend, should have been swallowed ecard

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