Sometimes I can’t figure out if I’m in pre-school or high school. Oh wait, I’m at work

I’m not always sarcastic … Sometimes I’m sleeping

Everyone is all like I love Trump and I love Hilary and I’m over here like I love wine

Tiny kitten rescued during hurricane

Things that happened on my first day at Target

If everywhere you go there’s a problem, guess what!

On a scale of one to ten, how focused are you?

You’re the she to my nanigans

I’m sorry, my ‘Give a shit’ fairy died