What kind of wine goes best …

My desire to drink coffee is strong today. My desire to leave the house and deal with idiots, not so much

Oh, no one is judging you. That’s just your conscience talking

I googled who gives a shit and my name wasn’t in the search results

My bucket list

I am easily unimpressed

Not sure who is harder to raise …

Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting

You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think ‘not now’