What happens at Grandma’s never happened!

It took all my willpower but I finally quit dieting

Make yourself at home!

Take the Older than Dirt Quiz

Answering your cell when …

I still think 1990 …

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else

If you can finish your shampoo bottle at the same time as your conditioner, you are truly gifted

Asked the bartender what the wifi password is …