Sorry I’ve been a bad friend lately …

Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry …

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I stay a bit overweight because …

Someday I’ll be a 90 year old woman …

I don’t think there’s any real point in cleaning my house …

I want to be like a caterpillar …

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name …

I either have my hair and makeup done …