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My death will probably be caused …

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time ecard

To be old and wise …

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid ecard

Mornings happen …

Mornings happen at the absolute worst time of the day ecard

I consider on time …

I consider on time to be when I get there ecard

A quiet man is a thinking man …

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad ecard

I have no words to describe this day …

I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures ecard

Silence is golden …

Silence is golden unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious ecard

Hell hath no fury …

Hell hath no fury like me, when I'm inconvenienced or hungry! ecard

I hope I never go to jail …

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001 ecard

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