If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars …

The rapid decline of driving ability is …

Just slung my bra off and …

Excuse me …

I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands …

I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom …

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first …

You know you’re lowering your expectations as a parent when …

I love that point when you are so tired …