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When I get a headache …

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle ecard

I’m still kinda pissed …

I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street ecard

Sometimes you have to flip out …

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point ecard

I just rescued some wine …

I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! ecard

You know what would make house cleaning way more fun?

You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid ecard

Never piss off …

A quick shout out to slugs …

A quick shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does, without a helmet ecard

Sometimes when I open my mouth …

Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out ecard

If I was a ghost …

If I was a ghost, I'd go to people's houses that have OCD and tilt all the pictures on the walls ecard

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