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I hate it when I plan my day …

I hate it when I plan my day and no one follows it ecard

Sometimes I wish life had background music …

Sometimes I wish life had background music just so I could tell what the hell is going on ecard

I’m flattered you think I can afford these things Santa says

Some women have mood swings …

Some women have mood swings. Others have mood theme parks ecard

When life knocks me down …

When life knocks me down, instead of getting right back up, I usually stay there and take a quick nap ecard

When you’re dead …

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's the same way when you're stupid ecard

I can’t wait …

I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear ecard

Grey hair is hereditary …

Grey hair is hereditary. We get it from our children ecard

Sometimes I drink water …

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

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