Weekend

Weekend Warriors

Sometimes I drink water …

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

I’m just going to …

I'm just going to put an 'Out of Order' sticker on my forehead and call it a day ecard

Let’s play …

Let's play 'How drunk can I get at a family party without them knowing' ecard

I drink wine because …

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up ecard

SMONDAY

SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in ecard

I just rescued some wine …

I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! ecard

I’d quit drinking in a second …

I'd quit drinking in a second if I could find a more convenient way of getting all this beer into my body ecard

I’m a proud supporter …

I'm a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants ecard

A little FYI …

A little FYI, I'm getting drunk with or without you ecard

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