Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

It’s not you …

It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men ecard

Instead of saying ‘Have a nice day’ …

Instead of saying 'Have a nice day' I'm gonna start saying 'Have the day you deserve!' You know, let karma sort this shit out! ecard

I get my crazy …

I get my crazy from my husband ecard

I hope the bus you threw me under …

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk ecard

If you’re posting stuff to make someone mad …

If you're posting stuff to make someone mad, please make sure that they care first ecard

I’m now available …

I'm now available in five new shades of crazy! ecard

Before Facebook, I just assumed …

Before Facebook, I just assumed my friends knew the difference between two, to and too ecard

All I have going for me is …

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs and really great eye brows ecard

Yes, I know you stalk me …

Yes, I know you stalk me and yes, I purposely post for you ecard

Copyright 2021 by Wititudes, Inc.
admin@wititudes.com