Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

Don’t just assume that when I’m angry, I’m on my period …

Don't just assume that when I'm angry, I'm on my period. Otherwise when you're sleeping, I'm just going to 'assume' you're dead and bury you in the backyard ecard

I can’t tell if I’m dealing well with life these days …

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore ecard

Twinkle twinkle little snitch …

Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your own business you nosey bitch ecard

Mocking stupid people …

Mocking stupid people is the glue that holds our friendship together ecard

I wasn’t always this sarcastic …

I wasn't always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it ecard

Nothing warms my heart more …

Nothing warms my heart more than instant karma ecard

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache …

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore ecard

I’m sarcastic …

I'm sarcastic. What's your superpower? ecard

I don’t have the energy …

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today ecard

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