Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

I’m sure that whatever you have to say …

I'm sure that whatever you have to say can wait until you're smarter ecard

I may be crazy …

I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid ecard

I don’t hold grudges …

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts ecard

Common sense is like deodorant …

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it ecard

I’ll just keep calm …

I'll just keep calm and let karma finish things up for me ecard

Sorry for the mean …

Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you ecard

There are two types of people in the world …

There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm 2. Idiots ecard

Have you ever heard someone tell a story …

Have you ever heard someone tell a story and all you can think is ... LIE LIE LIE LIE! ecard

While you and your friends talk about me …

While you and your friends talk about me, I sit and think 'Damn!' I got myself a fan club ecard

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