Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

If you want to see bright-eyed and bushy-tailed …

If you want to see bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning, go find a squirrel ecard

Let me check my giveashitometer …

Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope, nothing ecard

If you’re talking to a guy …

If you're talking to a guy and he's only staring at your boobs, just look at his package and squint a little ecard

I was hoping for a battle of wits …

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed ecard

You can’t fix stupid … but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day

You can't fix stupid ... but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day ecard

I’m in therapy …

I'm in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy ecard

I’m not arguing …

I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct ecard

A small diet coke with your super-sized Big Mac …

A small diet coke with your super-sized Big Mac does not make us think you're any less of a fat ass ecard

If there’s such a thing as reincarnation …

If there's such a thing as reincarnation ... I hope you come back as your underwear ecard

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