Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

Why yes, I do smile a little …

Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it ecard

Yeah, I lost your number …

Yeah, I lost your number. I lost it when I hit delete ecard

Speaking my mind is easy …

Speaking my mind is easy, speaking it tactfully, not so much ecard

I’m sorry, and by sorry I mean get over it

I'm sorry, and by sorry I mean get over it ecard

Sorry I’m late …

Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come ecard

I’m not mad at you …

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the situation ... that you created ecard

I deserve a medal …

I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing someone with a fork

If you don’t have anything nice to say …

If you don't have anything nice to say ... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth ecard

Talking to you is like …

Talking to you is like having to slap an old TV a few times to get the picture ecard

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