Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

I speak 4 languages

I speak 4 languages: English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit ecard

You’re the reason this country …

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo ecard

We all have that one person …

We all have that one person who makes us mad before they even walk in the room ecard

I am sick of people thinking …

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional ecard

How to be grown up at work …

How to be grown up at work: Replace 'Fuck you' with 'Ok, great' ecard

I don’t mean to brag …

I don't mean to brag. But I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping ecard

I need to get on medication …

I need to get on medication so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects ecard

I like you so much that if a boat were sinking …

I like you so much that if a boat were sinking and there was only one life jacket ... I would miss you a lot

Well, it was funny until you got mad …

Well, it was funny until you got mad ... now it's hilarious ecard

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