Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

I am not antisocial …

I am not antisocial, I just don't engage in meaningless conversation ecard

Just a little FYI …

Just a little FYI ... I ran out of the medicine that makes me like you ecard

Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day …

Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a damn ecard

Before coffee: I hate everybody …

Before coffee, I hate everybody. After coffee, I feel good about hating everybody ecard

It physically hurts me when …

It physically hurts me when I hold back a sarcastic comment ecard

There’s nothing quite as painful …

There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a much needed eye roll ecard

Can I call you back …

Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? ecard

Hating people takes too much energy …

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead ecard

Oh, I didn’t tell you?

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business ecard

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