Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

That urge you get, to write ‘No one gives a shit’ on someone’s status

If I was a bird …

Some days I wish I had a crappy education …

I must have an amazing butt …

The only person I’m really scared of is myself …

Just how closely related were your parents?

Wait, come back …

Whatever kind of look you were going for …

The chains on my mood swing …