Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

Some thing are just best said with an eye roll

There are probably more smart …

It’s so strange to think that before Facebook …

Your dinner is in the microwave …

Sometimes my biggest accomplishment …

I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date. Much more satisfying

The older I get …

Someone said to me ‘You’re hard on your kids’ …

I’m not bossy …