Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

It is quite impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time

It is quite impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time ecard

They say actions speak louder than words, so instead of …

They say actions speak louder than words, so instead of telling you how I fell, I'm just going to punch you in the throat ecard

Out of all the lies I’ve told, ‘Just kidding’ is my favorite

Out of all the lies I've told, 'Just kidding' is my favorite

Oh dear!

Oh dear! Did I forget to give a shit?

If being sarcastic burned calories …

If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half an Olsen twin ecard

I don’t ask why you’re obnoxious …

I don't ask why you're obnoxious so don't ask me why I'm quiet ecard

My special talent?

My special talent? An unending series of sarcastic remarks ecard

To be perfectly frank, your child makes me …

To be perfectly frank, your child makes me want to OD on birth control ecard

I am not responsible for …

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk ecard

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