Snark

The Hunting of the Snark

I googled who gives a shit and my name wasn’t in the search results

I am easily unimpressed

You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think ‘not now’

My ex and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was god and I didn’t

I’m not always sarcastic … Sometimes I’m sleeping

If everywhere you go there’s a problem, guess what!

I’m sorry, my ‘Give a shit’ fairy died

I’m so excited you’re having a baby …

You call it’nagging’. I call it ‘Listen to what i fucking said the first time’