Parenting

I’m so excited you’re having a baby …

You call it’nagging’. I call it ‘Listen to what i fucking said the first time’

When I got pregnant, I craved pickles. Now I randomly eat pickles to scare my husband

To be perfectly frank, your child makes me …

Someone said to me ‘You’re hard on your kids’ …

The golden rule in my house …

If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can’t pay its student loans

When I get a headache …

Sometimes you have to flip out …