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Nobody texts faster …

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female ecard

Men are like pantyhose …

Men are like pantyhose. They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch ecard

It ain’t all burritos and strippers, my friend

It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend ecard

It’s not you …

It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men ecard

I love how coffee tricks me …

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes ecard

National I don’t Feel Like Doing Shit Day

Today is National I don't Feel Like Doing Shit Day. Celebrate accordingly ecard

Instead of saying ‘Have a nice day’ …

Instead of saying 'Have a nice day' I'm gonna start saying 'Have the day you deserve!' You know, let karma sort this shit out! ecard

I’m not even on drugs …

I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird

I get my crazy …

I get my crazy from my husband ecard

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