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It’s not grey hair …

It's not grey hair ... I'm just growing tinsel ecard

I’m just one stomach flu away …

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If at first you don’t succeed …

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried ecard

I can tell by your laugh …

I can tell by your laugh, we won't get along ecard

Honey, you will learn that life is too short …

Honey, you will learn that life is too short to drink cheap beer and dance with ugly men ecard

I’m grateful to the difficult people in my life …

I'm grateful to the difficult people in my life ... They show me exactly who I don't want to be

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds …

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As your best friend …

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar ecard

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