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Been there, done that …

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn ecard

While you and your friends talk about me …

While you and your friends talk about me, I sit and think 'Damn!' I got myself a fan club ecard

I’m female, I don’t need to make sense …

I'm female, I don't need to make sense. I'm just RIGHT ecard

So much to do …

So much to do ... So little desire to do it ecard

I feel young until …

I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope ... I'm old ecard

Don’t just assume that when I’m angry, I’m on my period …

Don't just assume that when I'm angry, I'm on my period. Otherwise when you're sleeping, I'm just going to 'assume' you're dead and bury you in the backyard ecard

Decaffeinated coffee is like …

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle ecard

Every time I think I have my ducks all in a row …

Every time I think I have my ducks all in a row, the damn ducks waddle off in all directions ecard

I can’t tell if I’m dealing well with life these days …

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore ecard

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