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A small diet coke with your super-sized Big Mac …

A small diet coke with your super-sized Big Mac does not make us think you're any less of a fat ass ecard

I’m not quiet …

I'm not quiet ... I'm plotting ecard

If there’s such a thing as reincarnation …

If there's such a thing as reincarnation ... I hope you come back as your underwear ecard

I’m sure that whatever you have to say …

I'm sure that whatever you have to say can wait until you're smarter ecard

I know how to tap into my inner happiness …

I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork and pour it into a glass ecard

Men: If you ever want to know what a woman’s mind feels like …

Men: If you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2752 tabs open all the time ecard

You are the reason I get up every morning …

You are the reason I get up every morning. That, and I need to pee ecard

I need a vacation but I’m flat broke …

I need a vacation but I'm flat broke. I wonder how far a bottle of wine can take me ecard

I’m really over this …

I'm really over this working for a living shit ecard

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