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Yelling at a dog to stop barking does not work …

Have you ever given the finger to …

If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars …

The rapid decline of driving ability is …

Just slung my bra off and …

Excuse me …

I’m pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands …

I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom …

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first …