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Exhaustipated (noun)

Exhaustipated (noun) - Too tired to give a crap ecard

Tonight I tried cooking with wine …

Tonight I tried cooking with wine. After five glasses, I couldn't remember why I was even in the kitchen ecard

I’m a Victoria’s Secret model …

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret that not even Victoria knows ecard

Whatever …

Whatever. I'll just date myself ecard

You’re the reason this country …

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo ecard

I’d quit drinking in a second …

I'd quit drinking in a second if I could find a more convenient way of getting all this beer into my body ecard

We all have that one person …

We all have that one person who makes us mad before they even walk in the room ecard

I take comfort in knowing that …

I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me ecard

I’m a proud supporter …

I'm a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants ecard

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