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Never piss off …

A quick shout out to slugs …

A quick shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does, without a helmet ecard

Sometimes when I open my mouth …

Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out ecard

If I was a ghost …

If I was a ghost, I'd go to people's houses that have OCD and tilt all the pictures on the walls ecard

I have a feeling I will be famous one day …

I have a feeling I will be famous one day. Have you ever seen the show 'Snapped'? ecard

I get paid to be nice at work …

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free ecard

When I turn 80, I won’t need glasses …

When I turn 80, I won't need glasses ... I'll just drink from the bottle ecard

Facebook needs …

Facebook needs a 'Why you lying' button ecard

Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves …

Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in ecard

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