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I told my relatives …

I told my relatives to think before they speak, and I haven't heard a word from them since ecard

How the hell did I get to be this damn old?

How the hell did I get to be this damn old? I'm sure it was only last year that I left high school ecard

When you give your time to someone …

When you give your time to someone and they don't appreciate it, send them a bill ecard

SMONDAY

SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in ecard

When I get a headache …

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle ecard

I’m still kinda pissed …

I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street ecard

Sometimes you have to flip out …

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to make a point ecard

I just rescued some wine …

I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! ecard

You know what would make house cleaning way more fun?

You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid ecard

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