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Facebook needs …

Facebook needs a 'Who gives a rat's ass?' button ecard

I avoid a lot of awkward moments by pretending to check my cell phone

I avoid a lot of awkward moments by pretending to check my cell phone ecard

I need a job where …

I need a job where I work one hour a week and get paid a thousand dollars a minute ecard

You can’t fix crazy …

You can't fix crazy. All you can do is document it ecard

Shit’s about to get fancy

Shit's about to get fancy ecard

I have always wanted to walk up to a stranger …

I have always wanted to walk up to a stranger, hand him a briefcase and whisper, 'You know what to do' and walk away ecard

You sir, are the human version of period cramps

You sir, are the human version of period cramps ecard

You’re not stupid …

You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking ecard

You can only read …

You can only read so many inspirational quotes before you realize its all crap, and life still sucks ecard

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